When i'm eating breakfast and realize i'm late fot...
12 year olds talking about getting "so drunk".
sodamnrelatable: Dude weren’t you a fetus like… yesterday?
good-for-mee: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
dekutree: multia13: dekutree: uglyfeminist: dekutree: what happens when a mailman loses a letter? he becomes a mailma rofl *Throws tomatoes at you* what’s the opposite of tomatoes? tomafingers lmfao get off the stage what do you call a really old stage? stAGED !!!!!!!!!
zaynrand: IM JUST TRYING TO SPELL POMEGRANATES